(Source: horse-books)
Accurate
I hope I’m not the only one who thinks this woman is a raging alcoholic for mixing her whiskey while dropping a deuce.
(Source: let-amothafuckalook)
(Source: angovodo)
Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people don’t care about them. You are not alone.
- Timequake by Kurt Vonnegut (via anordinarylifecloselyexamined)
Moderator: “So you spoke about the dangers of contraception. Can you talk about why contraceptives are dangerous?”
Santorum: “What we are seeing is a problem in our culture with respect to children being raised by children, children being raised out of wedlock, and the economic impact and the impact on society.”
PRO TIP, BRO: BABIES HAPPEN WHEN YOU DON’T USE CONTRACEPTION, NOT WHEN YOU DO.